Makeup-Free Gal Gadot Fucks Us

Gal Gadot took to Instagram to share a makeup-free selfie in the aftermath of a sleepless night with her sick newborn. A makeup-free selfie from a highly fuckable celebrity is a huge “go kill yourself” to hard working ladies everywhere. Women are ugly. So are men. We’re all hideous and should have our faces Hannibal masked with a smiley face drawn on. Besides Gal Gadot. 

The #nomakeup selfie has been perfected over time by glistening cleavage-baring gym rats. Three-week-old Victoria’s Secret Angels courageously share their zero flaws as martyrs for empowerment. #brave. “No Makeup Issue” editorials with such soft focus that the subjects look like they’re being beamed up trick women into thinking God made them in his image. Only if he’s a gargoyle. Gadot captioned her photo with:

Sleepless night , colic 3 months old baby and an early wake up by my 5 year old. Went to the garden to get some fresh air with my coffee to help me wake up and now watching The Cat In The Hat with my daughter. It always amazes me how the most simple things are the ones to make us the happiest . taken by my other sleepy half @jaronvarsano

The thirty-two-year-old Wonder Woman actress isn’t an idiot. This Instagram picture disguises parenthood struggles as fresh-faced photo ops. Gadot is proving that she’s still insanely pretty under the most grueling of circumstances. This picture would look roughly the same if it was posted from the bottom of a well. We get it. You’re flawless. Now, apologize to the women who I’ll have to look at when I turn away from my screen. Actually, apologize to me too. You fucked us good, Wonder Woman.

_{Photo Credit: Instagram}