Khloe Kardashian Wasted Lamar Odom Semen

The thirteenth season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians has more twist and turns that Lamar Odom’s car when he’s driving under the influence. You have to out shock your reality television competition. MTV and Bravo are killing people for real. Khloe Kardashian’s reproductive organs are back in the spotlight in the latest episode of KUWTK, where she admits to faking pregnancy attempts with ex-husband Lamar Odom:

I was married, but I knew the circumstances weren’t the healthiest. So, I just kept pretending I was doing it.

The moving piano music in the clip lets us know that this matters.

Kardashian and fellow spawn Kim Kardashian speak to a reproductive specialist about the possibility of Khloe being a surrogate for Kim’s third baby. The duo saw the Alien movies and thought “We can do that, but grosser.” Khloe will no longer be syphoning off her porn star sister’s fame through reality television and product endorsements. A part of Kim will actually nest in her body before bursting out. Audiences will scream.

Khloe elaborates on fake trying to get pregnant:

When I was doing my fertility treatments, they were more so for Lamar. I had to stop because there was much deeper stuff that was happening in our marriage. I knew that it wasn’t the right situation to bring a child into, and I think I’ve done a lot of covering up for him, like even when it made me look like I was the problem. But I was fine taking on that burden on my shoulders because he had a lot of other deeper s–t to deal with.

If you don’t let the world know about your self-admitted selflessness, did it ever really happen? Time will tell if Rosemary’s Baby actually materializes with Kim and Khloe. It’s not too late for the thirty-two-year-old Khloe to have a baby of her own. Plenty of NBA players available with horrible executive function. 

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