Iggy Azalea Clap Back Comeback

Iggy Azalea might have found a path out of the international pit of the despised. Fellow singer Halsey must be a human with eyes, ears, and at least three brain cells, because she called Azalea a “fucking moron” during an interview with The Guardian. Halsey accidentally left out “Transgender Garbage Pail Kid.”

Disgraced celebrities need clap back sounding boards to regain their footing. Fat shame Bill Cosby and Jezebel will name him Rapist of the Year. Everyone calls Azalea a fucking moron. Spoiler: she is. But even fact checking a fellow celebrity reads as bullying. And the one thing the media hates more than a fucking moron is a bully.

Without skipping a beat, the homophobic, racist Sarah Jessica Parker Party City costume known as Iggy Azalea is firing back at her verbal aggressor with a lengthy response to an Australian radio talk show:

To me, because I’m a famous person and I know a lot of the time people have opinions and they’re not always accurate, I really try very hard not to give my personal opinions about people that I don’t know. I don’t know her, I’ve never met her.

I thought it was a bit of a strange thing to throw that out there. She’s young and I hope she learns maybe to be a bit less judgmental when she’s kind of in the same shoes. I’m sure she’s getting judged all the time as well by people who don’t really know her. Maybe it’d be good for her to try to be a little more empathetic to other people that are in the same situation. 

I think she got asked a question and she felt uncomfortable with, for whatever reason she brought me up and felt like that was a good deflection. I don’t think it worked… I don’t really think I had anything to do with it. It was a weird thing to bring me in to it.

So well-crafted it belongs in the bullshit hall of fame. A restrained clap back in the form of a bland word salad gets you everywhere. Suddenly Azalea is the puppy getting kicked in the corner instead of the singer who previously Tweeted: “When guys whisper in each others ears I always think that’s kinda homo,” “Is it wrong Im happy to hear southern accents again and not mexican ones? Fuck it. I am,” and “bitches in LA be stick skinny. To the bone. White, black, mexican… okay so maybe not mexican.”

A Google search of “Halsey” leads to an article titled “Iggy Azalea Responds to Halsey’s Shade With Class.” Now Iggy Azalea is being associated with having class. Halsey better coax out Azalea’s thoughts on another minority group ASAP. If not she could have set in motion Azalea’s career comeback. Now it is you who is the fucking moron, Halsey.   

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