Frenchy Morgan Has to Go

It’s hard to believe this chick’s neighbors haven’t raised the pitchforks on NextDoor to get her tossed from the area. She’s hit the pitch perfect combo of gross yet obvious enough that their husbands will still make crude remarks. It hurts to know your husband is thinking about other women when on top of you. It hurts husbands less to know the same because it means they’re getting some. Imagine Zac Efron likes girls all you want.

Frenchy Morgan is a superior rationale to extreme vetting to any foreign city bombing. Will an Islamist martyr himself for virgin pussy during the NBA Finals? Who knows? But this Frenchy scourge is a definite. A forty-something woman with her wizard flaps dangling in the public square is not a teachable moment. Even for sex ed talks, you want your children to aim higher. See something say something. 

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