Ariel Winter’s Mom Worries

Ariel Winter’s mom gave an interview to InTouch Weekly regarding her daughter. There was literally nothing else anybody could think to ask her about. Ariel’s mom went on to compliment her daughter with a backhanded slap at her for consistently dressing like a Florida coed without the useless degree:

“Ariel is smart, beautiful and talented. She is a legitimate actress. She does not need to do this. She is beautiful with her clothes on.”

Probably why her daughter sought legal emancipation at fifteen related to abuse. Abuse is a broad term that certainly ought include bitchy and annoying. Who wouldn’t rather take a punch than a lifetime of cuntiness in your ear? Winter took to Twitter to respond to her mom:

“What’s sad is that you lie consistently. Also, why is it that you only choose to talk to me through the press? I’m doing just fine. Toxic.”

There’s no come back from “toxic”. Quit when you’re ahead, mom. Or behind, since the kid actress you bequeathed giant pubescent tits to no longer owes you a dime.

You had to know there would come a day when estranged family members would conduct their vile sniping on social media. It used to be something you only had to hear if you stayed after kid birthday parties where booze was served. Now it’s in your feed. Ex-couples, feuding family members, rabbis versus priests. It’s like a window unto the most boring soul you can imagine. This and Lena Dunham nudes. Thanks, Internet.

_{Photo credit: Ariel Winter/Instagram}