Kylie Jenner Officially Fucking Travis Scott

Kylie Jenner has yet to make the official announcement about jumping onto rapper Travis Scott’s peen, so her proxies and PR team are doing it for her. Everything but fuck photos are being released now. And don’t think those aren’t in the vault waiting for a reserve bid to be met.

Kylie Jenner by all fake accounts is an independent, business minded, thoughtful young woman. Though mostly she seems to love braided hair rapper dick and probably a decent amount of weed and Schnapps. Jenner is now traveling with Scott on his nationwide tour which logistically involves Scott plowing Jenner in the back of Houston house during the week, and auditorium shows around the country on the weekends. The couple have made highlighted appearances together at Coachella, an NBA playoff game, and Cipriani’s in New York within the course of ten days. The latter means anal. Good girl, Kylie. That very niche cotillion class mom sent you to is paying off.

You read stats about what happens to middle school dropouts with no literacy or functional job skills. But this is really what it looks like. For the .000001% who are financially lavished rappers and whores. The others you can check out on PBS documentaries about street urchins and Sbarro night managers. You could urge Kylie Jenner to find something better to do with her life, but in reality, you can’t really picture what that might be.

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