Tara Reid Extra Skin Upskirt For Liberation

Tara Reid was caught looking like the contents of the bone collector’s hidey-hole while exiting the Hollywood club Beauty & Essex. Emphasis on the Beauty. The forty-one-year-old strutted down the sidewalk before crouching into a car to reveal where babies come from if you’re super unlucky in coitus interruptus. The selfless paps wanted to capture the moment in case Reid needed it for her scrapbook. 

Reid found a career resurgence thanks to the Sharknado movies. Looking like the victim of a shark attack, it was a natural choice. Extracurricular activities including sunbathing, botched surgeries, and drinking have helped Reid transform from the fuckable starlet of the late 1990’s into Jack Skellington wearing a giant’s scrotal skin. 

Being Tara Reid might suck. Or maybe it’s liberating. Most people hide their problem areas. Reid is a problem area. Instead of retreating to the catacombs like the Phantom, Reid adorns every club that will have her with her festive crepe paper skin. Skimpy bikinis worn during beach strolls proudly reveal the maniacal work of Hollywood desperation. Reid is living symbiotically with Ashley Graham as her opposing body acceptance twin. Like Elliot and E.T.. Hurt one, both perish. Something to consider.

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