Paris Jackson Stands Up for Nudity

Paris Jackson took to social media to defend her right to be naked on camera. Attractive young women remain convinced that nude selfies are how they make their feminist bones. What a wonderful fucking turn of events in the world of the patriarchy.

You have to hate when pictures of yourself undressed receive only a 99% approval rating. Who is that damn one-percent and why are they so vexing? Haters. Jackson addressed the sub-group:

“Being naked is part of what makes us human. For me it helps me feel more connected to Mama Gaia. I’m usually naked when I garden. It’s actually a beautiful thing and you don’t have to make it sexual the way many Hollywood stars (and the media) do.”

So many archetypal complexities behind shots of your bare twat while squeezing cucumbers for ripeness. Gaia would want you on all fours with your ass in the air. She spoke to me when I had my dick lodged in the dirt looking for grubs.

Jackson encouraged anybody uncomfortable with her titty pics to unfollow her. There were approximately zero unfollows, plus or minus zero. 140,000 encouraging likes for more nudes. She turned the tide. A real David vs. Goliath takedown. Next she’ll defend her right to wear high tops as a pure fashion statement. These are the civil rights issues of our white girl problem times.

_{Photo Credit: Paris Jackson / @parisjackson}