Martin Shkreli Strikes Again

Martin Shkreli is not keeping a low profile while awaiting trial for securities fraud. He still hasn’t changed his face. A touch of plastic surgery could work wonders with the jurors. You look like a guy who jerks off into jars of mayonnaise.

While on the subway. Shkreli managed to obtain some tracks from Lil’ Wayne’s long delayed album Carter V, presumably from someone in Lil’ Wayne’s camp, without his permission. It’s unclear how he was able to accomplish this, but let’s just say it was definitely traded in exchange for prescription drugs. Specifically codeine and AZT. Sorry dude, Daraprim is running a bit high right now. 

Months back Shkreli live streamed one of the tracks but promised he would stop doing it when confronted. It turns out he’s a smarmy liar, because he recently did it again, live streaming two unreleased tracks. He’s been kicked off of Twitter and is desperate for attention. It’s unclear if he ever got laid off of being infamous. Most infamous people crush a ton of pussy. Charles Manson, OJ Simpson, Scott Disick, etc. But they don’t look like they just popped out of a cuckoo clock with a batch of child porno. 

Adding insult to injury, Shkreli was clicking through the tracks as he was streaming them. This has got to piss Lil’ Wayne off something fierce. If you’re starting an office pool don’t be surprised if Shkreli is mysteriously hit by an eighteen wheeler while on vacation in the Gulf or simply shanked to death in prison. He might not fare too well, since you had no woman in your life leave your earthly possessions to Charlie Sheen. 

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