Lindsey Pelas Two Tits to Rule Them All

When girls said they were going to show off their big fake tits in tiny bikinis on something called social media and make a small fortune, who didn’t chuckle? Hypothetically speaking. Nobody laughs directly at blonds with enormous racks. It’s imprudent.

Like nine thousand other women who did some Playboy Cyber modeling, Lindsey Pelas and her jugs moved to Twitter, followed by Instagram, and Snapchat for when you simply have to be show nipples. Only a small few made it to the mid seven-figures in followers. That’s no simple feat when you exist in no other form of media. No crappy Vevo summer single, no basic cable reality TV show, no nothing. You, a few tiny tank tops, a plan to circumvent Zuckerberg titty bans, and a couple or three positive slogan memes. You’re naked out there. Though not literally. This isn’t heaven.

You have seven million Insta-followers meriting your tits a low six figure salary without ever having to touch a fat guy’s dick. These are the days of female empowerment and the women don’t even know it.

_{Photo Credit: @lindseypelas / Instagram}