Kendall Jenner On Fyre

A bunch of easily replaceable models including Kendall Jenner, Emily Ratajkowski, and Bella Hadid are being called out because they promoted the spectacularly failed Fyre Festival on Instagram, urging their followers to purchase tickets to what turned out to be a bunch of trust fund assholes complaining about food. So just like any other music festival but with no bands. Who would have thought such a disaster could stem from a brand name as trusted as Ja Rule. 

The pack of them were flown out to the island to do a promotional shoot months back and no doubt got butt fucked by some tech billionaire for a nice watch while drafting Tweets on income equality. It turns out models just like the rest of the general public don’t have a ton of scruples if you’re paying them solid cash. Barack Obama would endorse a pocket pussy for the right amount of cash. So would Trump, if he hasn’t already. 

In fact models, out of any other occupation, would obviously be the most prone to taking a quick buck to hawk bullshit. Imagine how fickle your average actress is. Now realize that these people are just dumber actresses without the skills to fake personality.

Whatever backlash there is just goes to show that as lame as Kendall Jenner is, the people abetting her on Instagram are far worse. Some weirdo jerking off in a dog house is just that. It’s the Japanese tourist in front of him with the camera who’s the most troubling. 

The people concerned are the exact same people who purchased tickets to Fyre Fest. If the Lawnmower Man could implant Ebola into Instagram’s URL global warming might cease to exist. Kendall Jenner is a character on West World, if you get tricked by the robot that’s on you.

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