James Woods Joshes Anderson Cooper

James Woods is being labeled a homophobe for suggesting Anderson Cooper had a butt plug inside of him while interviewing Kellyanne Conway. Completely inappropriate, he doesn’t always do that. Also, straight men can enjoy things in their ass. Nobody really believes that for a minute, but people keep saying it. Suggesting that Anderson Cooper shows up to work with a cucumber up his ass is certainly homophobic. It’s also pretty funny, so you should get a pass. 

As Conway was talking out of her ass, Cooper rolled his eyes at her in a flamboyant, some would say theatrical fashion. Woods tweeted the gif along with: 

“As his butt plug dislodges during a newscast… #andersoncoopereyeroll.”

He was immediately lambasted. Apparently you’re not allowed to make jokes about gay people. You can make jokes about Trump being a rapist and having a tiny penis and wanting to fuck his daughter or about Mike Pence being afraid of vaginas but you can’t make jokes about gay people. Or, you actually can, it’s a free country. 

It turns out Cooper wasn’t the only victim in this situation. While Woods was blacklisting himself, Conway decided she had fallen prey to gender discrimination.

“I face sexism a lot of times when I show up for interviews like that. Could you imagine having a male anchor on a network roll eyes at Hillary Clinton or a female representative spokeswoman for President Obama or President Bill Clinton? I think not.”

Yes, most certainly. Also, people should roll their eyes at you, you’re a babbling lunatic. You’re lucky you don’t get smacked in the face more often. Everyone’s a victim. Woods has an easy out here in that he’s fairly well off and fucks girls a third of his age and doesn’t give a fuck what you think. Cooper remains a corporate shill and Conway was hired in no small part because she is a woman. They’ve got it pretty good. The intern in charge of shining Cooper’s butt plug detail, not so much. 

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