James Harden Has Friends In Low Places

It is being alleged in a lawsuit that James Harden paid a group of thugs $20,000 to beat a guy up and rob him of his jewelry. He has that kind of money. Apart from the contract and sneaker deal, someone paid him a shitload to throw game 6 against the Spurs. You meet those types when you start fucking Khloe Kardashian and contract an STD of which doctors have only confirmed three cases. Oh, they have a cure, but it’s going to cost you. Let’s say you shoot 2 for 11 while playing with the intensity of a Norm MacDonald set. Look at the money the Westgate pumps in on a daily basis and say with a straight face it’s not a definite possibility. Either that or he thought it would be fun to play a big game while rolling. Pfizer has deep pockets. 

Moses Malone Jr is the son of NBA legend Moses Malone. He and James Harden hung out regularly at the same strip club and are most likely enamored with that super fancy velvet rope they have. Malone posted something on Facebook criticizing Harden for charging kids $250 to attend his basketball camp. They both could have subsidized the camp and made it free with the money they give for the chick with the C section scar to grind her acne ridden ass all over their jeans. Yet, Malone remained critical, perhaps because he’s spending his dead dad’s money on whores and is a complete and utter loser. 

While he was getting jumped in the parking lot, Malone alleges in his civil suit that one of the guys said “You don’t fuck with James Harden.” It’s interesting because your first inclination upon seeing James Harden and his homeless guy beard and fat girlfriend would be to fuck with James Harden. Apparently you shouldn’t do that. According to Malone’s creepy lawyer: 

“All the stories that we’ve heard from all the witnesses were pretty consistent that James Harden was pretty upset about the Facebook post that was posted the night before the attack. There were text messages between Moses and some of James Harden’s friends… We have a good trail of evidence that leads to James Harden’s involvement to this.” 

It’s not surprising, he doesn’t appear to be a man of much character. You can’t trust a guy who doesn’t show up to an elimination game at home. Or, you can’t trust he’s shady as fuck. Odds he ordered a hit while balls deep in a Khloe Kardashian lookalike’s scabby asshole are pretty high. He probably had money on that prop too. 

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