Heidi Klum Naked Confidence

Heidi Klum isn’t letting the fact that she’s just years away from getting her AARP discounts get in the way of her modeling career. Klum’s “I’ve Still Got It” era has led to the release of a nude photography book. The forty three-year-old’s body didn’t come out intact after her twenty-ninth baby. Her topographical map stomach could lead you on a surprising adventure. But confidence gets you everywhere. Klum will be pimping out her brand when she’s eighty and fishing thousand dollar bills out of her asymmetrical folds. 

The new $134 photography book, Heidi Klum by Rankin, features never-before-seen pics of a tits out Klum. It also comes complete with pearls of wisdom. The former Victoria’s Secret Angel (or is that a badge you wear for life, like HPV) declares that “We should be celebrating a woman’s body. It doesn’t matter what age they are.” Apparently. Klum also states:

I have posed naked before but I’ve just never showed it to everyone. I feel more confident now than when I was in my twenties. I think when I was younger I was more shy and I’ve grown into myself.

Part of staying young is avoiding getting a crabby vagina. Women become bitches. Klum has the right attitude. She may have to pick her worn-out baby maker off the floor when she takes off her underwear, but she does it with a skip in her step.

The new book features pictures taken by the photographer Rankin over the past ten years. A lethal dose of Photoshop makes the decade blend together. But Klum should be proud of what’s going on below her neck. Anybody can move the top shelf product, it takes a real saleswoman to fill orders on the lowly rack. 

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