Harry Styles Gay-Baiting Up a Storm

Harry Styles is cashing in on thirsty gays to make money. Watch out James Franco. Styles hinted at his sexual ambiguity while pimping out his latest album, Harry Styles. Ex-One Direction fans are already crashing iTunes and wall fucking their fluid-encrusted Styles posters once again. But Styles has learned some new tricks since the scattering of One Direction. He’s roping in homosexuals with a veiled hint of dick to ass contact. Someone’s confused. Just because you look like a lesbian doesn’t mean you’re gay.

On being the future of douchbags:

Being in a creative field, it’s important to be progressive. People doing stuff like [not disclosing sexuality] is great. It’s weird for me — everyone should just be who they want to be. It’s tough to justify somebody having to answer to someone else about stuff like that.

And when asked directly if he would label which holes he likes to fuck:

No, I’ve never felt the need to really. No…I don’t feel like it’s something I’ve ever felt like I have to explain about myself.

The twenty-three-year-old called out Miley Cyrus’ bravery in the interview with the Sun. She’s not gay. Or bi. And neither is Styles. Identifying as straight would be more progressive than lazily riding the coattails of those who have actually challenged gender and sexuality. Also, whatever John Travolta has done. But why turn away publicity. A celebrity not stating his sexuality is the new I Have A Dream speech. And Styles is dreaming about pussy. Leather clad, making him clean her floors, pussy.

Styles has to beat out Zayn’s first solo album. And whatever mental disability survivor Liam Payne is limping to the barn with. Gay-baiting works. Now that Doogie Howser is a seventy-five-year-old retired physician, an entire population of people is looking for a new role model. Franco wanted the job. He blew a dildo in The Broken Tower. Nick Jonas also tried and failed. The fake gay world is your oyster, Harry. Will Smith’s kid has a few wardrobe suggestions.

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