Cosby Family Can’t Imagine a Better Dad

With his trial for being a sexual cretin coming up shortly, the Cosby family public relations campaign has officially begun. Bill Cosby or whoever is handling him these days kicked it off with a Tweet of love and support to his wife and kids, including Ennis, his son who died years ago in a carjacking. 

Cosby’s two daughters have taken the lead in advancing charges of racism in relation the the fifty or so women who have publicly charged their dad with drugging them and cumming on their toes and in their ear canals. If I was his kid, I’d like to think it was racism as well. The alternative is pretty nasty.

All of Cosby’s many kids named begin with an “E” which should’ve been a tip off to his character long ago. Nobody noticed. Ensa noted that her father was a “civil rights activist, advocate for children, educator, philanthropist, and role model.” So, maybe Nobel prize rather than remainder of life in prison? She noted that dad being a serial rapist was unthinkable. Since she’s clearly never read the glowing bios of most every devious sexual predator ever.

Another Cosby kid brought up the “lynching” word because why not. Do you realize how much inheritance a guilty verdict is going to cost you and your siblings? Fuck mom. She made her own bed.

Cosby himself went on a radio show hosted by Michael Smerconish who is vying to be the next Larry King by way of providing unchallenged forums for celebrity guests. Cosby blamed racism for much of the rape scandal surrounding his name, but when asked about all the black women accusing him of roofie-and-spooge, noted that the “tentacles of the conspiracy” went far broader than only racism. Islamophobia? People who felt Fat Albert was overrated? Maybe don’t use the word tentacles so much when being accused of sticking your dick in weird places on unconscious women.

“When you look at the power structure and when you look at individuals, there are some people that can very well be motivated by whether or not they’re going to work or whether they might be able to get back at someone. So in terms of whatever the choice is I think that you can also examine individuals and situations, and they will come out differently. So it’s not all, it’s not every. But I do think there’s some.”

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