Bella Hadid Cannes Wardrobe Malfunction Take Two

The Hadid family is making a move on the Kardashians as the trashiest family to come up in Brentwood. The right side of the tracks producing the wrong kind of people. It’s not new, which makes distinction in the category that much grander. Eurotrash patriarch Mohamed Hadid builds mansions and beds women, while documenting both. Broken dreamcatcher Yolanda Foster courted numerous rich husbands and a tick so she could get Lyme disease for something to talk about at cocktail parties. Bella Hadid has settled on inventing a Muslim heritage and wearing the world’s first burqa designed to show pussy. Gigi is the least offensive and she’s dating a dude from One Direction.

This is the second year in a row that Bella Hadid has suffered a wardrobe malfunction on the Cannes red carpet. Last year she showed vag lips in a red dress. 2017 is the year of the more demure nude panties. A shameless fame whore by any other name would wear a dress that flashes underwear without intervention. But Hadid strives to be the best. She has now visibly lifted her dress two years in a row in front of dozens of thirsty paparazzi. Like a child who pulls up her skirt to the embarrassment of her mother. Except Yolanda is cheering her on from the sidelines while rubbing ticks all over herself for a sequel.

Bella was fucked from the get-go. The fact that she’s not fat is something of a blessing. Almost entirely for us.

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