Ariel Winters Wifey Boobs For Jimmy Kimmel

Ariel Winter solidified her crown as the most enticing 19-year-old on the planet while visiting Jimmy Kimmel. Her boobs are gasping for air in a plunging silver dress. Her thighs are on full display thanks to the see-through fabric. All systems are a go. The off-brand Evan Peters to her left is 29-year-old boyfriend Levi Meaden. “It” girls always date the trashiest looking guys. 

During her chat with Kimmel, Winter divulged details on her relationship. She’s been dating Meaden for seven months. And living with him for seven months. They’re shacked up at, you guessed it, Winter’s mansion. Meaden was valedictorian at Mooching Douchbag Boyfriend University. Winters spills:

I bought my own house last year, which is really exciting for me. My boyfriend and I live together, and he cooks. I can’t cook at all. He takes care of all that handy stuff and he’s great. I can bake a pie occasionally. I’m horrible at all that stuff. I’m the worst wifely person.

“Wifey” is red meat for the Internet. Good job, Winter. Women dating useless walking skin tags always brag about their cooking prowess. He’s not using me for my body and money. He makes me grilled cheese sandwiches. Celebrities are never too young to have their first divorce. Winter uses her amazing rack to her full advantage. They’ve made her a body-positivity icon. And helped her sell Chevrolets. Now time to get the most out of Meaden.

People Magazine will pay for the wedding photos. Us Weekly will pay for the post-divorce tell all. If there’s a God, Playboy will pay for the ensuing self-affirming nude photo shoot. 

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