Rachel Dolezal Ties Anchor to Bruce Jenner

Rachel Dolezal earnestly believes the contents of her book. If you’ve been on the fence about keeping a gun in your home, consider all the crazy people out there in decent clothing. 

Dolezal promoted her new book on the Michael Smerconish show on CNN because his college intern bookers were half-assing it during Spring Break. Smerconish pointed out a ton of similarities between Bruce Jenner’s story of being an emasculated decathlete hiding his homosexuality with spectacular old lady tits and Dolezal’s struggle with being cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. You’d like to think people would have better things to do on a Saturday than create shitty analogies.

Dolezal admitted many people have come to her with the Jenner comparison. 

For sure, there is some similarity in terms of harmonizing the outer appearance with the inner feeling. In terms of, you know, stigmatized identities, some people will forever see me as my birth category and nothing further. And the same with Caitlyn.

Dolezal speaks like a woman who learned English from watching Deepak Chopra play Scrabble. She claims to be part of the Pan-African diaspora. Also that the science is settled on race being a social construct. Settled science is more like Bruce Jenner’s rampant gay narcissism being a shitty validation totem.

While Jenner’s woman trapped in a man’s body story makes executives at Disney weep on cake day, the majority of people see his story as a guy wanting to know how panties feel when everybody knows you’re wearing them. 

Dolezal is booking national news outlets for promotion of “In Full Color: Finding My Place in a Black and White World.” They used to pretend to have standards. An admitted imposter talking about anthropological science she made up for her book — yes. Questioning the science connecting kegerators at UT Austin and shitty Ethiopian grain yields — not a chance.   

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