Phoebe Price Slipping Nips and Taking Names

There’s no way to cute up being intentionally naked in public in the middle of the day for attention. The naked cowboy has a shtick people have come to accept. Phoebe Price pales in comparison. That should register with her with some alarm. Her response seems to be larger and larger hats and more accessories for her dog.

The concept of being forty and dressed in your gay bestie’s boudoir wear for a nipple revealing jaunt down the street seems as well tested as a Pepsi ad. Somebody needs to check under that omnipresent hat. Has anybody seen the crown of her skull. Is it pulsating with a signal to the stars? There’s no logical explanation for any of this save Einstein’s definition of insanity.

It’s not that you don’t want your children to learn about body parts from random street urchins, just not this one. 

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