Kourtney Kardashian Ass On Instagram

Kim Kardashian went too far with her ass. Medical curiosities aren’t sexy. But she could fetch a pretty penny at a turn-of-the-century circus sideshow. So could Khloe. Serena Williams dreams of having Khloe shoulders. That leaves us with Kourtney Kardashian. The reality star and her sister, Kim, have been lighting up the Internet with bikini pics while vacationing in Mexico. That’s where the doctors will do anything. They know extra sombrero money or whatever is on the way when they hear Kim stomping into town. If Kourtney did get ass surgery at some point, it worked. Her new Instagram slut pose showcases a fine posterior. 

At thirty-eight, Kourtney is the eldest Kardashian sister. But the thirty-six-year-old Kim could be her waxy Real Housewives mother. Kourtney managed to keep some humanoid facial features. Mostly a tragic upper lip. But still. Kourtney’s new Insta ass probably exhausted every program in the Adobe Creative Suite before hitting the Internet. That doesn’t take away from the visual. Her crack swallows a tiny leopard-print bathing suit from Baby Gap’s Whore Collection. Taken from Kim’s box of infant clothes. Kourtney can’t dispense relationship advice to the younger Jenners. But she can be an inspiration to not look fucking insane. Relative gold medal.

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