Kim Kardashian Braless for the Genocide

The Kardashians cling to the Armenian genocide as their political cause lifeline because their first dad their mom drove to death was a full blooded Armenian. Also, it made for a wonderful few episodes of the TV show when they went back to the homeland to stay at the Ritz and mention how raisins in their salad was so Armenian.

‘The Promise’ is the first blockbuster big budget film set amid the Ottoman Turks grinding up the ethnic Armenians back in 1915. It’s produced by Mike Medavoy and Eric Esrailian, the Armenian GI doctor at UCLA who treated Farrah Fawcett during her dying days. He’s become the Hollywood gatekeeper for Armenian movies. That and intractable ass cancer.

There’s no way Kim Kardashian is showing up to this premiere wearing a bra. Her people were marched to their mass graves. Skintight dresses are a way of telling the world, you can take our bodies, but not our spirit. Also, here’s what our bodies look like in case you need a more detailed example. Seamlessly working your enormous fake tits into holocaust cinema is how you get to live in mansions. Crank up the System of a Down. I feel an ethnic cleansing merchandise tie-in coming on.

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