Amber Heard And Elon Musk Putting a Stamp On It

Amber Heard shared a photo of herself and Elon Musk, the alleged genius who’s about to marry her and be half as much of a billionaire. It’s possible to be super smart and socially retarded. It’s also possible your company has a fantastic PR campaign behind you and you’re simply European. You could bang most any chick you want. You’ve chosen the one who applies her own face wounds in the mirror and extorted a beloved quirky man in insidious fashion. If you’re into psychos why not just pork Casey Anthony, it’s much cheaper and probably more fun. 

Musk is most likely a diligently hard worker. Perhaps that’s why he hasn’t found the time to browse a few ten sentence TMZ articles which appear to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Heard conspired to fuck over her husband. Her husband who is much much cooler than you by the way. She probably licked his ass, with you just that super lame lipstick on the cheek routine. You’ve just been branded a cuckold, Musk. If you own stock in Tesla I’d unload it quick before this chick cuts off your dick and sautés it for the dyke housekeeper you’re paying for. That’s when he starts showing up for work shit faced in a bad wig and makes a suicide pact with Lindsay Lohan. Get your broker on the phone, or if you have the means simply have her offed for the good of society. Depp will front you the cash and likely forget the whole thing by next Tuesday. 

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