Alicia Arden Rogue Bunny

Any holiday in honor of Jesus is the right time for attention starved ladies to circle the streets in revealing thematic costumery hoping for a lazy paparazzi pickup. Martin Luther King Day doesn’t draw this kind of walking stripper parade. Easter and Christmas get tits. That’s racist, but the good kind.

Alicia Arden is older than the random middle aged woman who shows up at your grandfather’s funeral claiming they were lovers before he passed. Grandma seems to know her. Arden’s still reaching for the stars with her shorts unbuttoned and bunny ears. In cities not Los Angeles these women are referred to more generically as the homeless. Locally they’re known as aged out TV actresses.

The Logan’s Run Carrousel had the right idea, it merely needed to be narrowcasted into the bigger breasted entertainment community. Also, NFL running backs. Nothing good comes after thirty.