Nicki Minaj Visor Wear Just Got Tit-Serious

There aren’t many places in the world a woman can expose her bare fake tit in public and not create so much as a murmur. Any former GDR discotheque coms to mind. Also, Paris Fashion Week. It’s considered rude to stare. Though insane with jealousy is the mandatory baseline.

Nicki Minaj has been sporting various shaded dental hygienist protective wear around Paris this week. It’s unclear whether it’s a fashion statement or a Health Ministry edict to help prevent the spread of mouth to anus warts plaguing the arrondissements of Paris. An answer of “both” would be genius.

Minaj added to the effect by whipping out a pasty-covered breast clump in the front row of some E-ticket Paris fashion event. Show organizers routinely advise the women seated in the front way to keep their legs crossed due to the bevy of floor level photography. They’re probably going to want to add to that memo. Tuck them in, ladies. You’re making the guys in colorful scarves extremely nervous.

People who hate Nicki Minaj because they have the luxury of tons of free time and few hobbies, called out Minaj for biting Lil Kim’s one-tit-out fashion statement of eighteen years ago. Mock only if you can’t name the starting roster of your favorite sports team from eighteen years ago. Calling people out for stealing is the hip hop world’s harshest possibl accusation. That despite the fact that everything is stolen, borrowed, or rehashed, as in every other genre of music. Drunk sorority girls were doing the one tit fallen out thing well before Lil Kim’s turn of the century groundbreaker.

Fashion fights continue to suck.

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