Jessica Farrar Professional Troll

Texas Congresswoman Jessica Farrar introduced a bill that would require men to be fully abstinent and charge them a hundred dollars every time they masturbate. The bill would also mandate “a medically-unnecessary digital rectal exam and magnetic resonance imagining of the rectum” any time a man wished to be prescribed Viagra or have a colonoscopy.

Farrar is seeking publicity. She finds it hypocritical that a largely male legislature can make laws regarding women’s reproductive rights, so she decided to turn the tables, making a huge ass of herself in the process. Farrar purports to earnestly believe in the bill, meaning she lacks the capacity for reason and should be voted out immediately: 

“A lot of people find the bill funny. What’s not funny are the obstacles that Texas women face every day, that were placed there by legislatures making it very difficult for them to access healthcare.”

Wow, a lesbian without a sense of humor, who knew. While Farrar has a point in that there are a lot of shenanigans involved in legislating abortion, it’s not a great sign for the country that she’s getting paid to troll congress. This basically means having a productive discussion with her is out the window, and that nobody should take her seriously. America has officially become Idiocracy. It’s up to Republicans to introduce a bill fining Jessica Farrar a hundred bucks every time she masturbates to Fried Green Tomatoes, or possibly to take the high road and ignore her and the sneaking suspicion that she goes down on her cat. 

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