Danny Masterson Maybe Master Rapist

Danny Masterson, known for That 70’s Show and for looking like Seth Rogen in The 40 Year Old Virgin, is being investigated by the LAPD for allegedly raping three women. The story has more ins and outs than a bout of consensual sex between Masterson and Rogen.

All of the alleged raping happened over a decade ago. It was re-hashed recently when Leah Reminidecided to make a TV show about how shitty her former Scientologist buddies are, and reportedly advised one of the victims to file a police report. 

All three alleged victims were Scientologists at the time, meaning they are fucking nuts. Masterson was and is a devout Scientologist, meaning he’s capable of rape and, even more likely, gay rape. Throw in bestiality. Xenu smiles on diversity.

One of the women who filed a report, reportedly with the guidance of Remini, used to be Masterson’s girlfriend, and continued to date him after he raped her. That doesn’t mean he didn’t rape her. It does indicate it didn’t seem to bother her all that much. This rape happened over fifteen years ago. Remini has become personally involved in the investigation and may use it as material for her show.

Masterson’s rep claims this latter day rape victim only accused him after Masterson refused to not break up with her, perhaps the most believable aspect of this story.

Another women came forward to the LAPD “in the early 2000’s” but nothing ever materialized because the LAPD deemed the accusation bogus. Remini says she was intimidated because the detective she spoke to had a photo of actor Michael Pena on the wall in his office. Pena is also a Scientologist. The most troubling fact is that a detective had a photo of any actor on his wall, Scientologist or not, but this is the LAPD and they’re a bunch of tools.

Since the recent allegation, a third victim with a Google Alert has come forward, completing the trifecta.

Remini claims the Church of Scientology intimated the victims into silence. That’s certainly possible. It’s also possible she’s run out of material and is exploiting insane failed actresses with Adderall addictions. Another interesting detail is that Masterson’s publicist is listed as a witness, and that person obviously has zero credibility.

Masterson’s parents got him into entertainment at an early age. He was a child model at the age of four. He voluntarily joined Scientology. He’s probably real fucked up, so that has to be factored in. He also passes the rapist eye test.

This should be investigated, but don’t expect much to come from it. You can’t trust a Scientologist so it’s a wash on both sides of this case. Expect more salacious yet unfounded details to emerge. If it tops out at a drunken tit grab twenty year ago, these chicks should be banished back to toilet cleaning duty in the Sea Org.

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