42 Year Old Hottie Bangs High School Football Team

Mary Frances Fletcher met several members of the Mount Shasta High football team and proceeded to get down and dirty with several of them, most likely the skilled positions. She goes by the name Debbie Fletcher, which is not only a great porn name, but a great cougar porn name, meaning these boys got the full treatment and should now be referred to on school grounds as Men. Shove your thermodynamics lecture up your ass Mr Swanson.

Fletch met the kids while working with a photographer who was shooting the team. She is being charged with four counts of unlawful sexual contact, and one count of dissuading a witness. Four counts, nice! She posted $10,000 bail. Given she works as an assistant photographer in a rural area, it seems unlikely she has that kind of cash on hand. Some of age guy may have just gotten lucky. The scandal has rocked the small community, probably because they’re really bored. County Sheriff Jon Lopey struggled to find the words as to why this is such a tragedy: 

“I have spoken with some of the victims, and you know, these cases are always challenging, I mean, especially for a young person that are, by definition, not prepared for this kind of relationship. Relationship is probably the wrong word, but they’re not prepared for this kind of interaction with an adult.”

We all learn to stay away from crazy bitches through a series of bad experiences, it is not something that can be taught. Certainly not legislated. His explanation seems to belie that the kids aren’t exactly traumatized. It’s unclear how old they are, but Lopey definitely just ruined spring break. Most of that stuff about lasting memories in the high school year book is total bullshit. This however, those kids will never forget. Don’t ever change Fletch. 

Photo Credit: Siskiyou County Sheriff