Will Smith’s Obsetrician Is Fucked Up

The guy who delivered Will Smith as a baby is serving life in prison for killing live babies with scissors and then feeding their remains to crabs on the Jersey Shore. Smell a Jayden and Will Smith father/son vehicle? Smith’s grandmother was friends with Kermit Gosnell and called him to deliver Smith when his mom’s regular doctor was stuck in traffic. That was 48 years ago. Since then Smith has gone on to become one of the biggest movie stars in the world and Gosnell opened one of the most horrific abortion clinics in the world where he was prosecuted for killing babies on purpose and accidentally killing a grown woman. Even the Russians were like, what the fuck.

Gosnell recently penned a letter to Will Smith. He asked for Smith’s help in hooking his struggling actor/screenwriter son up with a gig, and also for his help in freeing him from prison because he believes he was put there because of systematic racism: 

“I’m fond of asserting that there could never be a Men in Black if I had dropped you on your head.” 

Wow is that some kind of retroactive threat? How many ‘accidents’ did you have when delivering babies in West Philly? Did you turn Will Smith gay? There are so many questions.

Gosnell fancies himself a Malcolm X type and apart from killing babies is most likely fond of chess, bean pies, and burqa porn. In his letter he tries to lay a guilt trip on Smith by claiming that if his grandmother were alive, she would be on his side. Maybe he’s right. She may have converted to Scientology by now along with her grandson, and they fucking love abortions. Voluntary or not. What do you think goes on on the top floor of the Celebrity Center, Twister?

Gosnell is convinced that Will Smith will at some point run for political office and be in the position to help him:

“Your tentative plans for a political career, in a recent interview, provided the impetus for this communication. There was further encouragement from your respect of your grandmother’s influence on your career. Perhaps my only credential of importance is that [she] would have been one of my most fervent advocates.”

Gosnell may have been unfairly targeted in what was basically routine procedure, although it’s unclear if any other doctors fed baby heads to crabs. What have you got in the trunk? Well, not baby heads, Officer, if that’s what you’re implying. Regardless of your stance on abortion, Gosnell seems like a fucking creep. While he probably poses no danger to society, anyone who reminds an adult man that they could have purposefully or accidentally killed them before they attained consciousness shouldn’t be sitting on the bus next to you. While it may not be perfect, fuck him. What’s the matter asshole, you couldn’t have delivered Ellen? 

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