Anna Victoria Being Fake Humble

This idiot chick named Anna Victoria gained ten pounds and decided she’s an activist. She’s an Instagram model. You might ask yourself, is that really a job? Seems more like paint balling or collecting baseball cards. You do get to hawk pyramid schemes and shitty infomercial products on Instagram. So, maybe your job is con artist? And your life is a lie? Anna took to Instagram to clarify a few things that absolutely nobody asked her to clarify: 

“You will never look like the girl in the magazine. The girl in the magazine doesn’t even look like the girl in the magazine… I can’t help but feel pressured by this world of social media perfection and my way of combating this is by going the opposite direction and refusing to pretend I’m perfect.”

Nobody thinks you’re perfect. That’s why you’re on Instagram and not in the magazines. As evidence, you look really fat in your Instagram pics. No, the one to the left. Nice pooch. Whether or not that’s an accurate statement, it’s clearly what Anna Victoria is phishing for. What a fat pig. The chicks in the magazines are way thinner. Don’t let this insecure idiot convince you otherwise. Ever seen the magazine chicks in person? They’re able to breathe while spewing their nonsense ideas. Try harder. 

_{Photo Credit: Instagram} 

_{Photo Credit: Instagram/ Anna Victoria}