Teacher Screwed Students On Family Trip

Then 28 year old Texas high school teacher Haeli Noelle Wey had sex with two of her seventeen year old students but will not have to register as a sex offender because the age of consent in Texas is seventeen – a fact which every burnout male Texan JuCo student and zero Texan women are well aware of. Texas does have a special law prohibiting students from sleeping with their teachers, which hopefully doesn’t apply to guitar lessons and if it does do not let that get out. 

Noelle fucked both students multiple times, but once such instance took place on a church trip she took to Africa with one of the boys and his family, proof those sermons are really hitting home. It’s unclear if she blew the dad, or if he simply squandered the opportunity by playing a really shitty acoustic set in front of the fire. What’s the age of consent in Africa? I’m scanning the savanna and I’m sensing it’s single digits.

The relationship was brought to authorities when a third student noticed inappropriate texts on one of the studs’ phones and ratted them out. If you attend Westlake High School in Austin last year, you probably know who this miserable asshole is. It’s either a brainwashed preppy jerk who’s grappling with his sexuality, or a prissy Tracy Flick type. Either way, they’re both jealous miscreants and should be shunned socially. 

Wey will be sentenced next month and will most likely never teach again although she’ll probably surface running a teen sex cabal with Corey Feldman somewhere in the much deeper South around the time of the impending Nuclear Holocaust. I hate to use the term hero, keep your head up sweet princess of the hiking trail. 

_{Photo Credit: Travis County Sheriff’s Office}