Kylie Jenner’s New Tits Like the Old Tits Only Bigger

It’s unclear how many tit jobs Kylie Jenner’s undergone since puberty but add up her reps denials and divide by two to be conservative. If this was a push up bra as they default to in excuses, the makers of such an undergarment would be billionaires. Every chick in the Western Hemisphere would suddenly be qualified to be a TV weather girl.

Jenner wore an outfit so slutty and revealing to a business meeting yesterday that TMZ paid a ton to swipe the photos off the market. Imagine the dude she met with to discuss selling her shit. Fuck feminism. You will never reach a man through his mind. Make him want to fuck you so badly he can’t remember if he left his wallet on the counter this morning. He didn’t. Now it’s yours. Kim wasn’t even on her first broken marriage yet at nineteen. This Jenner chick is going to smash records. 

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