Mariah Carey Victimized

Mariah Carey is sticking to her story that the production company which produced her failed New Year’s Eve performance did it on purpose to fuck with her. If this was coming from Bruce Springsteen, you’d want to bend an ear and hear him out. When it’s coming from a fat stripper with dumbo tits who’s pretending to fuck a gay guy while hawking a reality show, you simply don’t get the benefit of the doubt.

If you were lonely enough to be aware of it beforehand, when you saw Mariah Carey’s name listed on the lineup, you’d have understood something was going to go wrong. Mariah Carey singlehandedly personifies the term train wreck. To give any credence to her self-involved theory would be irresponsible. It’s frankly amazing anyone is still listening. Actually, are they? When’s the last time your girlfriend busted out the Mariah Carey playlist? Remind us again why we have to tolerate your bullshit. Any day now you shall be released. 

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