Madison Beer Wet Swimsuit Outlaw

It’s hard to justify how a seventeen year old celebrity can tour the nation’s beach resorts banging the snot out of her boyfriend but you can’t comment on her big tits politely until the stroke of eighteen. The statutory law regarding physical contact seems to be generally accepted as a swell idea. Save for the older boyfriend who’s violating it thrice daily with vigor. But maybe cut back on the nasty letters insisting young women deserve access to their innocence and unfettered abortion access in co-equal measure.

Once you hang your shingle selling your looks and your mom’s at the front door waving people in like a sushi chef, a different set of public commenting rules should apply. Different protections than those afforded the altar girl trying to get by without dirty male parishioners imagining she might be wearing a thong. 

You don’t have to take the big league contract or the big league money. Nobody boos you in the minors for wearing a sweater. 

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