Leah McSweeney Smears Michael Che

Leah McSweeney is the creator of a clothing line called Married to the Mob, popular among Planned Parenthood regulars and hoes who spend a lot of time in all-inclusive resorts. She seems pretty angry, and typically to become a successful entrepreneur you have to be 80 percent lesbian with daddy issues. For example, her Instagram page features an awesome tile that says “When God Made Man She Was Only Joking.” Wow, if God has such low respect for males why did she make them more successful at everything? Try posting something of the inverse and wait until you’re kicked off of Twitter.

McSweeney blasted comedian Michael Che for being “disrespectful” after the two exchanged messages on a dating app, probably Grindr. She went on an exceptionally long rant about what a dick he is. She did this publicly of course, because after reading a snippet it’s obvious that her friends are done putting up with her shit: 

“You’re trying to fuck with me? I don’t get it. You’re just a fucking dork wearing Air Force Ones [sneakers] at the end of the day. Like, cause you’re sitting up there writing your jokes on a little card, trying to figure out what the fuck. His Netflix special [“Michael Che Matters”] is actually funny… arrogance is ignorance to me… you’re like a D-list celebrity to me, whatever, that’s why I don’t even care that I’m saying his name… He kept just texting me, going, ‘I’m fat. Does that turn you on?’ And I’m like, ‘you’re fat?’ I think I’ve seen you and you’re not fat, OK.”

Start with the fact you know who Che is. Sorry you couldn’t find a bigger celebrity to exchange messages with and then slander. It turns out McSweeney initiated all of their conversations. Che released the exchanges in their entirety, and the full extent of his misogyny entailed using the word “fat” to describe the culinary options in Hell’s Kitchen. McSweeney apparently misread this as Che calling himself “fat”, which again, does not really make him arrogant or ignorant or a total asshole as the rabid hormonally imbalanced McSweeney suggested.

When you end up being dreadfully wrong you’d think an apology would be in order. McSweeney is no doubt convinced she’s been victimized. Sorry he didn’t call you back and his deodorant reminded you of daddy, now get some therapy or at the very least shut the fuck up. 

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