Don Lemon Pierced (VIDEO)

Remember making the dumb friendless kid eat worms or throw snowballs at the principal? That’s when bullying was more commonly referred to as standard fourth grade behavior. Also why karma has kept your life from working out the way you wanted. Due to having a lack of interesting things to say, as well as observing a CNN policy explicitly prohibiting doing so, Don Lemon got completely trashed on their New Year’s Eve show and let a tattoo artist stick a needle through his ear. It certainly beats watching Kathy Griffin getting wet for Anderson Cooper as the two of them participate in fag hag anti-comedy.

Lemon is a status quo bore on a network whose only demographic is people exactly like him. That’s what made this such compelling television. Imagine your high school’s assistant principle suddenly deciding to get into lifting dick weights or showing up with a face tat of a chick masturbating with a baseball bat. It simply defies explanation, but, again, when you have nothing to say and are forced to talk to a fellow retard for seven hours on live television, desperate measures are called for. Hopefully he gets fired. Not for this, it’s the only cool thing he’s ever done. If you continue the public mutilation, you can earn out your contract. 

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