Dioni Tabbers Seems More Dutch Without Clothes On

In between trying out for Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition, chicks still need to eat. That might be the big break many are looking for, but Mr. Roper won’t take big dreams in lieu of a rent check. Enter topless shots by hotel pools by women who probably are hot enough not to have to work, but are too ambitious not to try. 

Dioni Tabbers is Dutch which means she’s tall and blond and good looking and speaks a language absolutely nobody outside of a small area of the Flemish lowlands understands. It sounds likes pigs wincing. If you wanted to fuck a wincing pig while drinking a brown ale and smoking your own rolled cigarettes in a hash bar while listening to Brian Eno. Some people simply do. This chick deserves better than SI. 

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