Blac Chyna Back to Work

It’s unclear what the requirements are for hosting a weekend party at 1OAK in Vegas, but something approximating, have the press learned to spell your stripper name and will you promise not to piss on the marble?

If this grotesquely shaped lawn troll is your idea of inviting, you’re more fucked up than she. Chyna’s getting paid to be short and fat and stupid with her tits squeezed out by sheer compression force of her girdles. What’s your excuse? Being Armenian isn’t enough anymore.

Blac Chyna made a big deal out of her first night out since giving birth to her meal ticket in November. She noted the importance for new moms to get out and spend a little me-time. Though for most moms that first night away from baby is maybe dinner out or a movie down the block, not necessarily a club gig in Vegas wearing a Randy Savage walk-on inspired revealing onesie. The E! cameras were there to shoot her at the least unflattering angles their geometry department could calculate. Chyna felt secure knowing Dream Kardashian was home in Los Angeles in the loving arms of Still Fat Rob Kardashian. It’s been at least week since he tried to off himself with an entire lasagna. Also, Rob doesn’t really take care of the baby.

Smokescreens and Spanx. It’s a girls night out in Vegas. Sinatra just turned in his grave. Though mostly because she’s black.

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