Tiger Woods On the Prowl

There’s no good explanation for why a dad would Tweet out a photo of himself topless in gym pose. Go on, try to think of one. Tiger Woods shared a picture of himself shirtless in what he insisted was himself as “Mac Daddy Santa”, a kitschy tradition he shares with his kids every Christmas.

Perhaps every family has some tradition involving dad without his shirt on that makes sense in the context of an inside joke, but maybe ought to be kept private. Like that one where Mac Daddy Santa ass fucks tons of pros in Vegas hotels and nobody tells mommy. Twitter is the mirror into the soul no Clarice Starling could ever match.

This guy has seven hundred million in the bank and tons of free time. Everything that comes next is going to be some level of troubled.

_{Photo credit: Tiger Woods/Twitter}