Taylor Swift Shut That Shit Down

Denver radio DJ David Mueller isn’t remaining silent during his civil case with Taylor Swift who’s suing him for grabbing her ass during a promotional photo op. FlatAssGate rolls on with Mueller claiming Swift’s false charges of goosing cost him his job while Swift claims Mueller’s ass caress reminded her of how Jake Gyllenhaal used to touch other men on their dates. Both scorned and out for legal blood.

Mueller went on a Detroit morning radio show seeking to tell his side of the story to some kindred spirits. The station posted the clip with Mueller defending his actions and denying any touching whatsoever, prompting a call from management at ownership group iHeart Radio to immediately remove the recording. There was some mention of maintaining relationships with Taylor Swift who happens to perform at iHeart Radio shows and is also the single largest selling music artist in the world. Swift’s team is denying they strong-armed iHeart into pulling the Mueller interview, which only seals their reputation as bleached blond smiling mafioso.

When you’re rich and powerful and you have no interest in pounding young models or sports cars or yachts, you have to do something with your economic muscle. Swift makes her presence known. Plus there’s a solid chance Mueller’s actually lying. His hand is conspicuously behind Swift’s ass and he has a bad mustache. TMZ captured the recording before it was removed because they’re TMZ. Let the jury decide. After Swift makes them cookies stuffed with free tickets to her next concert. She’s too big to fail. 

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