Serena Williams Pythons and Virgins Selling Sex on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #69

This whole last men on earth concept is something of an exaggeration. Though let’s be honest. American men are becoming pussies at a rather alarming rate. There will always be a minority of guys who view life through a traditional male prism. The rest will be viewing life through designer eyewear from their mythical safe spaces. Fuck them. We can do this alone.

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast Matt and I delve deep into the issues that matter. Like why Serena Williams wants to be the 3,797th best tennis player in the world, how Romanian girls selling their virginity is good for German pimps, how Von Miller’s sex tape partner can win her case with fingering, why Johnny Manziel is merely a rich kid punk, how Sofia Vergara came to be sued by her own zygotes, how mall Santas can save children from insulin shock, and why feminists don’t give a shit about Roman Polanski’s epic rape. It’s all there.

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