Rosie Jones Topless Calendar Seems to Be Missing the Topless

Fuck it. Today’s the day to lament how everything that was once perfect has now been ruined. Blame the kowtowing of popular culture to the snowflake’s unstoppable thirst for nobody’s feelings to ever be hurt. Or for women to be topless ever in anything close to public fora. Good luck seeing a tit anywhere that isn’t closed off and privately organized. What can you see on basic cable? A whole ton of bare-ass man butt. What the hell happened to us?

This British chick has been taking off her top for the cameras since the actual hour she turned eighteen a decade ago. In the U.K., as in the U.S., there has been a strong push to eliminate from polite society anything that can be labeled sexist. Or, enjoyable to men. The terms have become interchangeable. Hence, now, a lingerie calendar in the place of a topless calendar. Unless you’d like HuffPo to label you as aiding and abetting the rape culture. Wait, what? I just came to see some hooters. When did twenty-six year old women’s studies majors get put in charge of worldwide fun?

No wonder so many people kill themselves at Christmas. Fly to the Angels. Of course it’s a song about suicide.

_{Photo Credit: Rosie Jones Calendar/Instagram}