Pirelli Calendar Ruined and Amber Heard Beaten on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #68

Female empowerment is one of those terms that’s supposed to stand as de facto rationale for any number of pointless acts. Anything that’s done in the name of female empowerment is good. That can be the first female construction supervisor on a dam works project, or a chick shoving a potato up her ass on Snapchat and screaming “Trump!”. It’s truly carte blanche. 

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt and I try to figure out how a titty wall calendar became a testament to intentionally aged and wrinkled women, why Tom Cruise will never find happiness no matter his amulet count, offer some advice to Mariah Carey on breakup revenge, question the authenticity of Amber Heard because that’s fun, and come up with our list of undeserving winners in America. To be fair, we were drinking, so our lists are pretty shitty.

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