Piers Morgan Shames Lady Gaga

Piers Morgan is a shitty tabloid fuck boy yet even he is skeptical about Lady Gaga and Madonna’s claims that they were raped. So are many other people, you’re just not supposed to say that. They can’t prove it and you certainly can’t prove it didn’t happen. Worst case scenario you’re wrong and a total asshole, best case you grant Gaga the chance to ramble self righteously about her PTSD while wearing an adopted beagle. Morgan lashed out on Twitter, neither he or Gaga can spell: 

“I remain sceptical [sic] about Madonna & Lady Gaga’s claims. Lady Gaga & Madonna have both made ALLEGATIONS of rape many years after the event. No police complaint, no charges, no court case… I fear [sexual assault has] become the latest celebrity accessory.I wouldn’t automatically believe anything either Madonna or Lady Gaga claimed about their lives…”

Gaga agreed to the interview, so Morgan made a joke that he’d “Press my meat suit.” This pissed her off and she claimed he was shaming her. More than likely neither of these lazy blowhards actually wants to do the interview. It’s easier to spend the afternoon on Twitter bickering in sentence fragments.

There’s really nothing to talk about either. A lot of women don’t report being raped. Women also sometimes lie about being raped. As long as the woman doesn’t have a slough of credibility issues, such as Madonna or Kesha, you just have to give them the benefit of the doubt. Actually, if you know all the facts and side with those people you might be full of shit yourself. Luckily there’s no way to have a civil discussion on the topic and the whole thing will devolve into name calling between commercial breaks. Book her immediately, this could be some of her best work.  

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