Lady Gaga Rape Challenged and Pitbull Florida Perfect in the Last Men on Earth Podcast #70

It’s impossible not to feel a little Don Quixote when dedicating any amount of your time to calling out all the shitty souls in this world. They’ll never go away. They won’t even lessen. With social media influence and volume of people against fun is growing. Time to strap an explosive vest to Sancho Ponza and aim him in the direction of the asshole windmills.

On this week’s Last Men on Earth Podcast Matt cries rape and nobody cares, Pitbull discloses he’s Florida’s paid bitch, Julia Ioffe receives you-go-girl’s for her Ivanka Trump incest jokes, women who don’t want kids are blaming an ailing Gaia, Baywatch bitching returns, we all agree that it’s time for Santa to fade away and that obese women in panties can make you cum, but not if they’re sitting directly on your balls. Fuck, we’re retarded.

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