Kristen Stewart Finally Smiling

Sexual fluidity means that everybody who has the means will eventually find themselves going down on a Victoria’s Secret model. It’s the game winning touchdown of life no matter what team you play for. Kristen Stewart claims that in her open lesbianism she has found the freedom from all the cliches and gossip hypes involved with her long term relationship with Robert Pattinson. Ironically, also a girl, though never noted during those times.

It’s unclear if Stewart intends to mean that fucking chicks is simply easier than fucking guys and that’s why she chose the gay thing, or because she is actually gay. Usually when somebody comes out at twenty-five or beyond there’s some announcement followed by a nonsensical explanation. None of which is truly needed when you’re moving from hot chick to hot chick. We get that you’re happy because we can finally put ourselves in your shoes. 

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