Khloe Kardashian’s Boyfriend Makes a Baby, Though Not With Her

It’s got to be awkward when the love of your life has to take a break from your romance to go be with another chick who’s birthing his baby. Unless you’re a Kardashian, then every threat is flipped into an opportunity. There, you just saved eighty grand on business school.

Khloe Kardashian chartered a jet so her boyfriend Tristan Thompson could be present for the birth of his child with a woman who’s Kevin Hart’s wife’s cousin. Let’s assume he fucked her, even though we’re close to Christmas. That’s not particularly relevant, but will surely be noted in the sizzle. Thompson’s making fifteen million a season so presume he could book his own transportation. Khloe’s kindly rental was no doubt filmed for her television show.

An anonymous source who is always Kris Jenner or one of her scheming midgets provided unnecessary context:

“Khloe’s really understanding about Tristan’s situation – she’s a little embarrassed that her boyfriend is having a baby with someone else, but it happened before she hooked up with Tristan. She wants him to be a responsible dad, but she wants to keep it all on the down low.”

A little embarrassed sounds about right. It’s slightly more evolved than murder suicide but not quite as alarmist as, say, breaking up. It’s not weird that dregs of the population view the world through a prism of shameless barely trainable whores. It’s only weird that these people have tons of money and social and media influence. Maybe he’ll name the baby, Khloe. 

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