Kanye Meets With Trump

Kanye West met with president elect Donald Trump. The two have a lot in common: An incredibly gay fixation with regality which extends to their fake titted whore wives. Bouts of narcissistic rage. Referring to themselves in glorified terms which nobody else does. Now, apparently dyed hair. Trump is basically a rapper, just in the body of a sixty year old white guy.

It’s been assumed Kanye may perform at the inauguration but don’t put it past Trump to make him the Secretary of State and give him the nuke codes. Nothing would really come as a surprise at this point. The fact that a buffoon fresh out of the rubber room can now secure a meeting with the President to talk about look books is beyond frightening. Say what you will about Obama, his first order of business was not getting Sir Mix A Lot on the blower.

The fact the secret service cleared a guy who was just put on a psych hold confirms they have an ongoing death pool with high ranking officials. Or perhaps just incredibly shitty taste in music. The next four years are going to be better and worse than expected, depending on how much you like Kanye.

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