Johnny Manziel Still Not Broke Somehow

Some awesome friend of Johnny Manziel posted a SnapChat of him pounding Fireball at 8 am in Miami for his 24th birthday but don’t be fooled, Manziel does this shit everyday. So would most people if not for the dreaded hangovers, massive anxiety attacks, and in this case the full understanding that your thirst for booze cost you your job and millions of dollars.

How is he keeping this going anyway? Illegally autographed Aggies gear? What’s the market for a Manziel signed football in College Station to be fed into the bonfire? You can’t do coke and drink on yachts for this long on a rookie contract. His parents have a lot of money. This is all making sense. Take away the brief stint playing football and Manziel’s your typical trust fund kid. Squandering opportunities while displaying a shitty attitude, and not much regard for money, yet enough of it to procure a ton of coke. He’s basically Jaden Smith, although to his credit he was once good at something.

What do you think he talks about while locked in the bathroom with a couple of Real World flunkies? The time he played for the Browns, or the time he did all that coke? SnapChat has yet to produce any upside, but here’s yet another reason to we weary of people who use it. 

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