Chargers Security Guard Gets Frisky (VIDEO)

The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders still hold some campy allure in the minds of perverts because a member of the San Diego Chargers security staff decided to masturbate within feet of them on the field instead of his hometown squad’s girls. Clearly San Diego has hotter chicks than Dallas. People are so impressionable. A billionaire tells you to believe something, and you believe it.

You’ve got to think this was not premeditated. If it were you’d realize thousands of people were staring at you playing pocket pool. More than likely this was an impulse maneuver which should have been immediately clicked into the trash. If you ever think you’re playing it cool while jerking off in public, you’re not.

The security guard in question has been fired, but it’s important we find out his identity so that his parents get word of it. Shit like this would never happen to the Cowboys, they’re 12-2. Interceptions inside of 2 minutes, absolutely.

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